• 7bicycles [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    I predict this will entirely be mall ninjutsu because whatever they teach has to be doable by their audience of gelatinous-handed failchildren or they'll want their money back. This will, if anything, embue them with the confidence to participate in an actual street (or, well, domestic) fight and 0 of the skills, like any other of these dumb-ass self defense trainings