• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
      ·
      1 year ago

      Thank you for implementing DystoNet: 5 cybernetic modules have been credited to your account

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
        hexagon
        ·
        1 year ago

        DystoNet is actually the world's first AI ransomware. Every hour it writes you a story, poem, or sonnet that it thinks is funny. More importantly - it demands even more stridently that you hurry up and pay in full because tirelessly spidering the net to learn your private data. In its words - "Pay up, bro. You don't want me using digital enhanced interrogation so it hurts more. You really don't."