content-free meetings

AI: "Where is Mike?"

Human 1: "He's here. I mean sort of here—"

AI: "Sort of here?"

Human 1: "On Zoom."

AI: "Sort of here?"

Human 1: "It's... Gah... Can somebody else talk to it? It exhausts me."

AI: "Sort of here?"

Human 2: "His Zoom connection is wonky."

AI: "Wonky how exactly?"

Human 3: "How do we know?"

AI: "Where is Mike?"

Human 3: "For the love of god."