"Nobody's fault except my own.....for choosing wrong" bruh what the fuck bro come on, I cannot make a parody out of this, it's already fucking unhinged.

He's not processing his grief very well. His clever brain has decided that things were fine, except the thing that has gone wrong is that women can get divorces, which he may have just learned of yesterday.

Sounds like a skill issue

joel's hair is getting wilder each time i see him.