https://twitter.com/ask_aubry/status/1653426118114832385
Old fucker says he had his 6(shooter) loaded and ready to fire on a kid looking for her lost cat, tries to play it off by saying he wasn't going to shoot her but simply assault her instead and says ringing doorbells in 2023 gets you shot.
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that six year old girl could be casing the house
Hello mister homicide-burglary victim, would you open the door for me pretty please? I promise to make your death as painless as possible:powercry-1:
This would scan if your assailant had pink spiral-cone hair, a hatchet, and was wearing a fetish nurse costume.
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the funniest thing about all the "i need it to protect my family" conservatives to me is that 99% of them are out of shape and absolutely fucked if someone put them in a situation where they 'needed to protect their family'. these people can't get out of their chair without getting winded yet they think they're gonna go john wick on some dude that just climbed their gutter like fucking sly cooper. mf is gonna pull his back trying to reach for his gun or have a heart attack rushing up stairs to grab it
sly cooper :stalin-shining: :marx-ok: incredible
Cooperposting? On Hexbear!?
This is really is my favorite site online. :lets-fucking-go:
The most important skill needed to survive a firefight is not your aim or to have a badass gun. It's the ability to find and get into cover. These idiots would die the second they have to run into cover.