Nancy Pelosi was found dead earlier today with her face in a Dominoes Deep Dish Pizza from what Psychic Experts have described as a "Brain Drain" attack by hostile ESPer terrorists.
Top Anti-ESPer Terrorist forces have been deployed to investigate the attack and bring the terrorist cell to justice.
"These ESPer Terrorists - We're not sure if they're Brain Shock or American Psychics for Liberation - are extremely dangerous. If you see anyone performing suspicious telepathy please call our hotline at 866-774-9898." said Captain Ronald Harold, leader of the Anti-ESPer Terrorist forces.
ESPer related crimes have increased 20% since 2022, but this is the first major Psychic Event involving a Political Leader.
take_five_seconds [he/him, any]·3 months ago