WASHINGTON, D.C. — Appearing before the Senate beneath a mysterious, hooded robe, California Senator Diane Feinstein addressed the hushed audience, speaking in a gravelly, Sidious-like voice.
They almost got the headline right, but chuds are too dumb to know it's a star wars reference unless they put the word Jedi in there.
Coulda been a decent post if it had just been the headline and image. They try too hard and they're just not good at the satire part.
I swear to god, they need to hire someone actually funny to be an editor if they actually want to be funny. And they'll throw out about 2/3 of their posts because even the premise isn't funny.
They almost got the headline right, but chuds are too dumb to know it's a star wars reference unless they put the word Jedi in there.
Coulda been a decent post if it had just been the headline and image. They try too hard and they're just not good at the satire part.
I swear to god, they need to hire someone actually funny to be an editor if they actually want to be funny. And they'll throw out about 2/3 of their posts because even the premise isn't funny.
Horrible writing there. The premise is great but this is why they can never be the best
Exactly. Even if something good accidentally falls into their lap, they just flub before the finish line every time.