• copandballtorture [ey/em]
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      1 year ago

      :frothingfash: HWAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION MAGGOT GET YOUR BOOGER HOOK OFF THAT LIGHTER BEFORE I BREAK IT OFF AND SHOVE IT-"

      :fash-bash: :fash-bash: :fash-bash:

      :frothingfash: OW OW OW

      • SnAgCu [he/him, any]
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        1 year ago

        im imagining scout tf2 and his however many brothers beating up soldier tf2

    • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]
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      1 year ago

      these type of dudes are always sticking up the tough guy drill sergeant act until 0.4 of a femtosecond after that goes foul on them, and suddenly they become "just an innocent and gentle guy who signed up to do the wrong right thing and these horrible anti-american jerks..." :powercry-2:

    • invalidusernamelol [he/him]
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      1 year ago

      Judging by the fact that the kid who takes a swing at him (and is pulled back by their friends) looks to be crying, in guessing the marine either said some nasty racist shit to them, or maybe roughed them up off camera.

      His reaction of bumrushing a fucking child immediately puts him in "fuck around find out" territory, and the fact that literally everyone then proceeded to kick his shit in tells me he was a total fuckin shitstain who would have got away if he wasn't full of violent rage at children.