Tanks are so 20th century, it’s an outdated weapon, everyone uses drones now. I would be literally caught dead in one of those armored coffins, I don’t care what side is using the tanks, tanks are stupid. Now paragliders, sleek, elegant, they can fly over illegal border walls into the illegal peace festivals of colonizers. The paraglider is a symbol of our ingenuity like the hammer and sickle, or the ak47. Let us strap fans to our back and fly like Icarus, take paragliding lessons as seriously as you take arming yourself, learn to fly, a chud paraglided today, did you?