why would you assume they only have one partner. They have an extensive polycule. asshole
And you're not in it so you don't get the invite to the Jersey Devil's orgy
did you really just assume I'm not an IRL cryptid? so much for the tolerant left
No I assumed you were too much of a fucking nerd to get with Bigfoot
This is just the paranormal version of "in real life, Guts and Lara would play with each other, not with you" gamedealer ad.
"oooh look at me mister mysterious cryptid i am a normal human with an ass whose dimensions are self-apparent, I'm boring but deserve the mothmussy for some reason"
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