The digivangelist yells from the pulpit: "And who would dare to question the gospels from the dicarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ!" and he gets 10,000 likes in 10 seconds.
"And I say unto you - how large is your Holy Bbibble? Is it the size of your Holy SUV or at least your other car? Do not be ashamed if it is not. The word of the Lord is a powerful thing... a powerful thing... a truly powerful thing. But if you can open your Holy Book without hydraulic assistance - you may not be as great a Christian as you think!" parishioners in his megachurch clap and some yell "Praise God!"
The digivangelist yells from the pulpit: "And who would dare to question the gospels from the dicarnation of our Lord Jesus Christ!" and he gets 10,000 likes in 10 seconds.
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"And I say unto you - how large is your Holy Bbibble? Is it the size of your Holy SUV or at least your other car? Do not be ashamed if it is not. The word of the Lord is a powerful thing... a powerful thing... a truly powerful thing. But if you can open your Holy Book without hydraulic assistance - you may not be as great a Christian as you think!" parishioners in his megachurch clap and some yell "Praise God!"