the geopolitical effects of this are wide ranging. Please treat it with more seriousness.

It might be a strech to call it news, but consider it a palette clenser. And in this case BBC is the publisher that called it news.

It's a world story because nature is fighting back. Got hawks dropping snakes on mfs out here. WE NEED TO FOCUS ON SAVING THE ENVIRONMENT!!

It happened in America and is being covered by British news, so clearly it is internationally significant.