Some of the LinkedIn Responses are direct and on-point, and also hilariously/depressingly based depending on how you look at it:
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EDIT: In hindsight, I think I should've looked into posting this in a different community.. It's closer to a silly "innovation".. soo.. is this considered FUD? I also don't support smoking or vaping, especially among kids. Original title had "privacy-violating" before the "solution".
I was the smashy kid in high school, and if I encountered this dystopian bullshit I would have smashed it with a glow in my heart