Fernando taught me that "A true manwhore is immune to most scrotal discomforts."

Only virgin wizards need decoy balls.

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Yo dawg, you got that vaporwave wizard template without the text. It's real, yo.

I have some bad news, buddy.

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Is that supposed to be the motherfucking CBT wizard?

Scintillating Scrote illusion 1 Range: self Casting time: reaction Duration: 1 minute (concentration) V,S,M (a scrote)

When targeted in the groin, you may take a reaction to magically cast illusions which make it impossible to target your groin.