Amazing flavor. First is too hot (burn effect). Second is too cold (freeze effect). Third is just right.

Seems like a lot of mana for the effects, especially if you want to use it right away

Three Bowls of Porridge - 2
Artifact - Food (Uncommon)
{2}, {T}: Choose one that hans't been chosen —
· Three Bowls of Porridge deals 2 damage to target creature.
· Tap target creature.
· Sacrifice Three Bowls of Porridge. You gain 3 life.