They seemed pretty tenuous, but I admit I got my hopes up just a bit

  • ZestyDwarf [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    it was an op to make us release the crabs, depleting our crustacean stores in advance of trump "faking his death in order to properly fight the deep state" (also you know they'd go with that last part)

  • Multihedra [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I know that politicians’ eyes regularly explode before debates, but coughing like crazy would cause a pretty red eye