'dad, what was the best day of your life?'

'well, i got this kick ass job the day you were born'

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    "I may need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth around the time of the interview"

    "ok"

    "Hi yes I do need to reschedule, my wife is giving birth"

    "Sorry we're gonna have to cancel, thank you"

    Congrats, you just found a company of psychopaths! bullet dodged