I ate-a yo face~
I ate-a yo face~
Oh mama mia what a disgrace~

I ate-a yo beans~
I ate-a yo beans~
Oh mama mia how obscene~

I ate-a yo keys~
Replaced them with bees~
Oh mama mia I did it with ease~

I ate-a yo mouse~
I ate-a yo mouse~
I'm not surprised you kicked me out of your house~

*Sing in an offensive Italian accent

**More verses needed, not sexy enough for the charts.