• TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml
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    2 months ago

    Let's do some simple historical material analysis to find the correct answer.

    Marx and Marx*? Epic stache bros (and beards to go along with it)

    Lenin? You guessed it, a great mustache.

    Stalin? By God, look at that glorious stache.

    Krushev? No stache!

    Gorbachev? Stacheless.

    Mao? Where is the hair?!

    To further prove the rule:

    Castro? You guessed it, stached and bearded.

    Ho-Chi? Rockin a nice stache.

    Edit: Marx and Engels*

  • RNAi [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    To grow ostentatious facial hair, that's not liberalism I guess but it's a hassle and kinda burgeois decadence if you squint really hard

    • NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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      2 months ago

      It's not the beard stache on the outside that counts, it's the beard stache on the inside solidarity

  • Barx [none/use name]
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    2 months ago

    Mao had the means and ability but chose not to out of respect for the mass line.

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]
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    2 months ago

    Mao had a sweet haircut, which has to count for something.

    Khrushchev on the other hand... what is this non-hair revisionism?!