NBC: "(Progressive policies as Legalizing weed, Medicare for All, etc.)"

KKKopmala: "(One of the deals with Bidet is, I'll bring:) My lived experience."

...Oh god, oh fuck. We're not getting legalized weed and Kopmala will stuff the courts jails with weed offenses because Grandpa Cornpop will tell her to do it.

She can’t not sound like a cop

“I’m into hip-hop, bitches and big screen TVs! Boy this record sure is a slapper!”

Damn she really is the darkest motherfucker I've ever seen in american politics and somehow she's so bad at acting real. Its impressive how bad she is honestly

Just kill me already