Knew a music label executive's son in college. He was dumb as rocks and paid me to do a lot of his math work. I did it because I was poor and when he inevitably got drunk and passed out by around 5PM on a Tuesday I would steal his beer, weed, and/or coke. One of the dumbest motherfuckers I have ever met and he's on the Nashville city council now.

But yeah, "ChInEsE aRe ChEaTeRs. I hAvE mErIt ThOuGh!"