• NephewAlphaBravo [he/him]
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    1 year ago

    According to local sources throughout the nation, once the knife-wielding doctors have successfully swapped every teen’s gender, they probably have plans to go around swapping them all back again.

    miyazaki-laugh

  • HotSoda [love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    We’re told these savage physicians are sharpening their scalpels as we speak

    Poetry

      • HotSoda [love/loves]
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        1 year ago

        Having physicians there is what makes it special though. If the writer only used all s starting words it would have been cheesy. Having a word in there that doesn't start with an s but phonetically is sounded with a hard s in it is the genius of it.

        I'm so glad the onion has it's mojo back.

  • EpicKebabEater [he/him, it/its]
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    1 year ago

    As one of those doctors it's like being a zombie. I used to be a good little cissy until an evil transer doctor changed my sex. Now I am also a doctor and feel the undeniable urge to change people's sexes.