Being chemically mummified into a terracotta failson to one day stand guard at the Tomb of Bezos

Representatives of the chemical industry have disagreed with such concerns.

:shocked-pikachu:

well shit now what do i start collecting and drinking fuckin rain water

anprim comrades save me from industrial tap water :sadness:

edit: https://www.ourdailyplanet.com/story/new-study-finds-pfas-in-rainwater-across-the-u-s/

y-yeah... :deeper-sadness:

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Before I die I wanna get my body burden tested, just to know

Yeah, It’s tough, but I’ve been avoiding tap water for years now. I know theres some fuck shit in there thatll be gawped at in history books.