I've had a character like that. Was a skilled herbalist, discovered weed somewhere, grew tons of ganja and only went on adventures from autumn until spring because the summers were short and precious where he lived. Thus he spent all sunny days being high as a kite in a hammock at the homestead he built.

"Chill, fate. It's August soon enough!"

Hits blunt

I'd link the relative TVTropes pages, but I'd feel guilty about your missed sleep

Nothing against the people in the original meme, but your title would be an amazing name for this trope. Well done

Is there a trope for roughing up the person giving the call, and then all Hell breaks loose?

Asking for a friend. That bastard. :P

Just go hangout in a whale for a while. Maybe they'll give up.