No, I am not not a pathological liar.

No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.

Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.

Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.

  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]
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    1 year ago

    Somewhat on the same note, when someone sneezes i sometimes say "shut up." It's really funny to me, but I gotta know you first.