No, I am not not a pathological liar.
No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.
Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.
Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.
my one vice is a five-second glance at a vodka bottle by candlelight before bed
I just saw that tagine yesterday...exquisite.