No, I am not not a pathological liar.

No, I do not make a habit of lying for fun.

Yes, saying things like, “the sky looks so green today” in a really serious tone is hilarious.

Or if someone asks, “will you hand me that?” and I say “no” as I’m handing it to them. Very funny.

  • xXthrowawayXx [none/use name]
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    1 year ago

    Using voice training applications to perfect the delivery of all the “woe is me, I’m not funny” jokes painstakingly catalogued from fraiser and black books and shit would be a great bit.