If there was ever even a grain of truth to the pizza part of pizzagate, this guy is my prime suspect.
Look at the man's tiktok videos, they're all kinda creepy. Why would a man his age start a tiktok account in the first place? Super sus.
Even the name Papa John's is clearly a code for pedophiles. John is a name but it's also a word, a john is a man who purchases sex. Combined with papa this has dark implications.
His recent open racism should also be factored in here with his German heritage, this guy could literally have connections with some of the fascist trafficking rings and could be the amerikkkan front of one of their operations.
Their pizza sucks so that can't be the real business, no fucking way.
If there was ever even a grain of truth to the pizza part of pizzagate, this guy is my prime suspect.
Look at the man's tiktok videos, they're all kinda creepy. Why would a man his age start a tiktok account in the first place? Super sus.
Even the name Papa John's is clearly a code for pedophiles. John is a name but it's also a word, a john is a man who purchases sex. Combined with papa this has dark implications.
His recent open racism should also be factored in here with his German heritage, this guy could literally have connections with some of the fascist trafficking rings and could be the amerikkkan front of one of their operations.
Their pizza sucks so that can't be the real business, no fucking way.
Counterpoint: literally every pizza chain out there
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Covid reduced your fraction
Oh yeah I meant large chains like Pizza Hut and Dominos
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Tell me more about these tiktoks...
https://youtu.be/Bdko25aJ10I
Holy shit