CarlTheRedditor [he/him] to the_dunk_tank • 4 years agoBiden's cat will break the internetimagemessage-square58 fedilinkarrow-up1107file-text
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minus-squarevsaush [he/him]hexbear58·4 years agoBet this cat is gonna scratch or bite some staffer and then Biden will get a hamster or something next. This follows its logical conclusion until twitter libs are stanning the Presidential Pet Rock. link
minus-squareSacredExcrement [any, comrade/them]hexbear23·edit-24 years ago"Biden's pet rock has aggressive incident and is sent back to Delaware, Biden to be first President to adopt a pool noodle" link
minus-squareWIIHAPPYFEW [he/him, they/them]hexbear6·4 years ago“BREAKING: President Biden to be hospitalized following loss of circulation to the leg from leaning against his Pool Noodle” link
minus-squarecongressbaseballfan [she/her]hexbear13·4 years agoHe could bring in the senate minority leader to be a pet turtle! (18000 upvotes on /politics probably) link
minus-squarePoetjustice [he/him]hexbear5·4 years agololololololololol :agony: :agony: :agony: :agony-turbo: :agony-turbo: :angery: :angery: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw: link
minus-squareHarukiller14 [they/them,comrade/them]hexbear12·4 years agoBiden will actually eat the hamster thinking it's an exotic fruit believe it or not link
Bet this cat is gonna scratch or bite some staffer and then Biden will get a hamster or something next. This follows its logical conclusion until twitter libs are stanning the Presidential Pet Rock.
"Biden's pet rock has aggressive incident and is sent back to Delaware, Biden to be first President to adopt a pool noodle"
“BREAKING: President Biden to be hospitalized following loss of circulation to the leg from leaning against his Pool Noodle”
He could bring in the senate minority leader to be a pet turtle!
(18000 upvotes on /politics probably)
lolololololololol :agony: :agony: :agony: :agony-turbo: :agony-turbo: :angery: :angery: :agony-yehaw: :agony-yehaw:
But he already Le Putin’s pet.
Biden will actually eat the hamster thinking it's an exotic fruit believe it or not