Hey /u/Chapomoderator, I’m /u/superstr8slaughterer, why the fuck did you ban me? I never posted anything transphobic at all here. I chose the name superstr8slaughterer because I had just heard about “superstraights” (a very new fake “sexuality” about not being attracted to trans people but is really just a paper-thin veneer to be transphobic and an attempt undermine the LGBTQ movement, really 4chan-esque shit but apparently it was started on tiktok) and was both disgusted and annoyed by them so I made that account to signal my dislike, and then the vegan thing happened. the thing about cows being superstraight so I had to slaughter them was only because people saw “slaughterer” in my name and made jokes about it so joined in. The kids choice awards post was because I saw voting was on for it and I thought that would be a great time to mock libs. I had to throw in something about “a vote for a third party is a vote for trump” and I saw Henry Danger and remembered that one of the main cast is a transman (I don’t know anything else about it because I’m not a weirdo who watches kids shows, I think he’s the comic relief sidekick), which I thought was cool, so I chose that. You’d have to try really hard to interpret both of these things as transphobic. Also, bit account - what kind of “bit” am I doing? How does my post about ninjas play into the bit? Either you must have really poor reading comprehension and are quick to ban or you did it because I’m not vegan, which I’m inclined to believe because you removed the “I don’t care if animals are killed for meat” post for being a “Reactionary bit”. Also, Who the fuck are you, ChapoModerator? At least I know who TC69 is, You have literally 0 posts, all you do is hand out bans. Reveal yourself you coward and Unban me.

    • CommieTommy [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      unironically yes, the mods should have a random number generator set up that chooses a random number between 1 and 13994 (the current number of users) each day and whoever has that user id gets arbitrarily banned with no appeal allowed.

      It would keep everyone on their toes