I'm about to get in a submersible to go see the Titanic! I'll post some photos when I get back.

the church of ladder day goats

I will never learn to spell the name of that one alpine country that starts with an S, if you have no coastline you don't deserve my respect. The other one just barely makes it.

App idea: you type in the name of an artist/band and it shows you where their next show will be, or if they are dead it will show where they are buried. Hire me Spotify.

A guy who leaves the fabric industry when he finds out a cotton gin isn't a type of booze

I'm not an expert, but China is a big country with a lot of people speaking local dialects that are practically their own languages. Using a writing system based on meaning rather than the sound the words make allows all of them to use the same system.

wow and it even did it while seemingly levitating 5 cm off the ground

When Steely Dan sing "Then you find you're back in Vegas with a handle in your hand" in Do it Again, it is a subtle reference to how they would often take their GameCube to Las Vegas to play Melee with their friends.

If communism is so good then how do you explain this one Latvian fascist I know saying it was bad? He tells me all "real Latvians" think like him, a claim that I do not find suspicious at all.

I love how half the comments are like "could they have used plastic surgery😲?" when the guys don't even look that similar

Look, Lioness by Songs: Ohia is not a "furry song",

It's okay and very funny actually

The glitch where new posts don't appear seems to be fixed, but it is too late for me, I already developed the muscle memory and can't stop toggling all/subscribed

I just saw Oppenheimer, I can't believe they gave him a backstory where he was bullied in school by 150+ soldiers from Nagasaki

I looked at the Metacritic scores of Nolan movies, and turns out disliking The Prestige isn't the cool contrarian take I thought it was, it has a much lower score than the rest of the stuff he has directed. It does still suck ass though.

Going to the barber with a pic of Guile from Street Fighter 2

I am sensing the echoes of a struggle session somewhere that has something to do with bananas, and just from this whiff I can tell that I am lucky to not know what it is about

There is a quiz show on TV here where the concept is that one team is city folk who have to answer questions that rural people would know and vice versa. But it turns out that those two groups of people know pretty much the same things on average, so the questions are all like multiple choice "what street is the McDonald's head office on?", and in most episodes not one contestant actually knows a single answer. It's just half an hour of guessing, and people watch it, I genuinely do not get it.

no jury will convict him

It's very telling that the so-called free speech absolutists didn't come to my defense when I admitted to all those murders