The brightly coloured noodles are among the most unusual samples the laboratory has received, arriving via Australia Post, rather than the preferred route: through one of Queensland Health's public health units.

They had spent five days in the Queenslander's fridge and more than a week on a bench before being posted – snail mail, not express.

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big if

What's flight like, o wise Owl?

pig if true

on pig's balls?

Oh thank god

Double the fisthowever, iirc was a fun time. I'm scared to watch considering it's a "lifestyle show but for men" sendup in pre-Epic-Meal-Time times, but it doesn't have the immediate negative vibes ive kept for skithouse all these years lmao

5min update: the first joke is "what if your (manly) friends told you to jump off a cliff" and the second is asking the public hhow little money they'd take to eat five jars of mayo.

I'm having a giggle

FUCK that game omg

:hyperflush:

Guardian paywall gtfouttahere

I can unfortunately recall 'skithouse' being a show here, must've been early aughts. It was not good.

Ooh ty! That sounds like it makes sense.

The last paragraph is a very succinct summation of the first

What's the etymology on 'bit' as a joke, a jape, a cavort, I wonder

'World's biggest bug, at 50kg': Giant millipede fossil discovered by accident on UK beach
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Wanting human connection while not wanting human connection, that's dialectics baby

Like sure I just want to be left alone but I want all of us to be able to achieve those things, be it being left alone or idk, whatever it is social folks do ig

Patriotism in colonised countries is deeply cringe

You'd hope right? I'd imagine that'd fall to the business, but tbh idk how these things work. Water stations would be nice but again idk how feasible that is in a national park. If it's just potted it should be fine, plumbed might be another question.

Not that any of that helps this chap

Rip, dude

Oh, well ,that's alright then!

Watch your hololive girlfriend