Pepper spray would be preferable to the noxious fume cloud that permeates any asshole's dorm room

What is your stance on aioli? To my mind, it's just bougie mayo for people who think mayo is beneath them.

The two VP candidates are literally competing to see who can suck an oil executive's dick the hardest. So radical.

"Thoughts and prayers" uggghhhhhh

I've always loved Kamala Harris' necklaces. In the primary season, she wore one that reminded me of anal beads. The one tonight appears to be made from baby teeth.

Spooning leads to forking, comrade

We'd still have to deal with Pence for the remainder of the year, which would also suck

Fakename_Bill from this site

Any worse than having to have sex with your husband while Don Jr watches, Melania?

I'm not saying it isn't worth the cost, but it does seem a bit cruel. There are synthetic alternatives.

If you're freaked out by that, you should see what they do to horseshoe crabs. They drain their blood, throw them back into the ocean, and let them die. https://api.nationalgeographic.com/distribution/public/amp/animals/2020/07/covid-vaccine-needs-horseshoe-crab-blood

If this is the price we must pay to cancel capitalism, I am willing to endure dry lobster rolls. Perhaps your landlord roasted in olive oil, garlic, and rosemary will suffice.

Yup, that was literally it

And how could anyone forget the gallant cupsheviks, as well as the accomplishments of the mugsheviks and glassheviks?

Please do talk to someone, though. Don't try and struggle through by yourself. The community is here for this.

If you're in the states, the National Suicide Hotline will call the police on you, so I would recommend avoiding them. Do find someone you can talk with though, okay? It sounds as though you're in dire straights. The people here will help if you are willing to reach out.

It's understandable, in times like these. There's not much hope to go around. I also struggle with thoughts of suicide. The number one thing I would say is that you don't have to go it alone. If you really think you will harm yourself, please consider getting professional help. I waited four or five years to talk about mine, and that was a huge mistake. You aren't alone. People care about you, and will support you. Even talking to internet randos is a form of socialization. If you think you may really have a problem, talk to someone face-to-face. It sucks, and it's hard, but don't isolate yourself just to avoid the internet. You've got to take care of yourself to keep fighting the good fight.

What's going on? Is this a sudden worsening, or more of a gradual progression over time? I'm happy to lend an ear if you need anything.

I am amazed by the dualistic nature of their argument. The cognitive dissonance is truly incredible. The left is a bunch of gender-fluid, transsexual pussies who need a safe space to protect them from the truth, and also a masked mob who will burn down your homes in the middle of the night to perpetrate white genocide.

I for one welcome our hurricane overlords