I hate new country songs.

Someone notify the Hague food court.

Is this a new tik tok "try to start a new pandemic " challenge?

Good luck trying to find an original super soaker.

When the firefighters find your unburned corpse.

"He could have just left. "

"Right? He didn't have to do that."

Wouldn't that stinky air taste like shit?

This feels like an Elaine story arc.

"To all of you, I have something to say! Its better to burn out then fad away!" - Georgie boy

Is it weird, but im kind of disappointed that this animal no longer exist?

The worst part is the short people retorts. There aren't any good ones! "At least I can find pants that fit." or At least I can fit comfortably in a backseat. " aren't great comebacks. I can't roll up on some tall MF ,"What up, High pockets! Suck any giraffe dick lately? " The jezza would fuck me up. Pick me by collar and stick me inhis pocket for later.

When i started watching the show, I thought Hammond was very short, so I laughed at short jokes. Then I found out he is actually my height, and Clark is just a giant, oafish, bastard.

What you should do, get high, then get the ice cream. Its so much better now!

Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension! Another dimension!

Might as well get it wrapped. At least you can change the color.

Bonerland?

Also, Alec Baldwin in Beetlejuice.

Show

He has the pox!

"We live in a society, you cut of fuckable meat."

Can imagine my ex asking "Computer, open can of raviolis, room temperature".