David_Attenborough [he/him]

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Cake day: October 14th, 2020

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  • Do not worry, my fellow chapos. I am about to produce a new documentary on why this individual is, in fact, a fucking dumbass. I will describe fascinating arguments such as:

    "Nitrogen in the soil will run out before CO2 significantly increases plant growth",

    "CO2 has diminishing returns on plant growth, so statements like "doubling CO2 means doubling vegetable production" is factually incorrect",

    "Climate-change related drought and heat brought on by the heightened CO2 will denature and destroy plant growth, and turn the Amazon into a savannah",

    "Increased CO2 absorption in crops tends to make them less nutritious, further exacerbating the global protein and nutrient deficiency crisis", and finally,

    "The ocean will literally turn into carbonic acid, you fucking moron".

    [https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ask-the-experts-does-rising-co2-benefit-plants1/]


  • Ah, a good specimen. Here we observe the common Spineless Liberal. Note its distinctive posting style that belittles the forces of labour. Its memetic plumage is, like the rest of them, derivative of old, outdated ideas. While common across the world, they're expected to become less prolific as the modern neoliberal economy begins to collapse.