I can't believe famous popstars all demanded their regular fees and didn't volunteer their time for a candidate they were enthusiastic about. Absolutely shocked and stunned I say
Mine definitely isn't worth waxing, but I do try to like vaguely brush it upwards away from my mouth. Pre-eating mustache routine is actually kind of funny now that I think about it
Literally exactly this, but I actually trimmed mine like a week ago. I'm just so groggy in the morning I can't remember until it is too late
I got peanut butter in my mustache 
And no, that isn't a euphemism. Get your minds out of the gutter
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Curtis
Believe it or not, a century late to that claim
Oh 1000%, but definitely with frequent eye rolls
In a highschool philosophy class we actually got our teacher to laugh at one of these after saying them nonstop for an entire week
Also Arizona if that's closer
Hell yeah comrade, glad it turned out well! I wish I wasn't too lazy to just buzz cut my hair, but even that is a chore. I've also been too lazy to harangue my lovely Dr. Partner into painting my nails for a few weeks, so I might just have to do that this weekend too
Half the state is a desert though. Washington truly is a land of contrasts
change the minds of democratic party leadership
Into pink mist?
I too feel sorry for Chasten
He's fuckable if you wanna fuck him!
I am glad to have spread my suffering around a bit lol
What's worse: singing the chorus of Teenage Dirtbag to the tune of Baba O'Riley, or vice versa? Neither really works tbh, but somehow my brain won't stop trying
Also in Charlottesville Virginia, because it's where Jefferson was from. If you go to Monticello they used to give them to you as change
Because if anyone is going to be honest to you about weed, it's cops.
Reminds me of that department that said they would have to euthanize all of their drug sniffing dogs if weed was legalized
Having a high voice and child bearing hips does it for me, and I'm sure having painted nails doesn't help. Plus wearing a mask that hides my mustache. Oh and also some people are just absolute dipshits and there just isn't anything you can do about it
I am crazy envious of those goals, good luck in your endeavor. I barely have a weedy little pencil mustache, so I have to live vicariously through others lol