Don't know much about faking drug tests. However, if you need to buy yourself some time, you could fake a positive COVID test the day before. That way you could delay taking your drug test until later, giving you more time to detox or to acquire a fake urine kit.

Faking a positive COVID test is pretty easy for a rapid test, you literally just put anything acidic on the swab.

Be prepared when you return from Cuba to be interrogated for possibly multiple hours by US border patrol. That's what happened to me. If they ask you why you went, do not say "tourism." You have to say, "support for the Cuban people." Everything will be easier if you go through a travel agency, as they will understand all the rules regarding the sanctions. I believe travel one does trips to Cuba. As far as getting interrogated, things to remember: You have to give them your name, your ofac license, passport, where you stayed, and your bags. They are allowed to search all of your bags without warrants, so do not bring back contraband. Pretty much the only things you should bring back are books and art pieces (and they may take those). You don't need to answer any questions being those that they ask, but they also do not need to provide you a lawyer and can detain you for almost as long as they want. HOWEVER, if they cause you to miss a connection, they are required to give you a new flight. I could talk more about my experience but don't have time. DM me if your want to talk more.

Pretty sure this exists from a company called bigme. Might be hard to get in the US though.

Calling Americans "the most propagandized people on Earth" excuses their actions by deferring blame onto some "brainwashing" force. The reality is that propaganda cannot hypnotize or brainwash people. When people believe lies told by the media, they often do so not because they are hypnotized but because the lies are flattering to their own worldview. People will not "wake up" from this "hypnosis" by being coddled and told that it isn't their fault that they benefit from the empire.

Okay, I'm trying to make a full list of all the BMF accounts so far. There's black_mold_futures, apparitionist, timecubeevangelist, trumanshow_irl, sealand_macronation, gardenSkink, and now privatized_sun. I know there are others, please comment them if you know so that I can find them later. These posts need to be preserved. Additionally, both myself and another user have independently found what we believe is BMF's reddit account: reddit.com/u/OpenCommune

Edit: ides_of_merch, Bjork_shhh

Edit 2: Another user has pointed out that the account Ketamine_device_tech is BMF-esque and may be the actual original account, but the account was never banned, so I think it might be a different person entirely.

Edit 3: Having read more of Ketamine_device_tech, it actually does seem like a larval-stage BMF. The posts have similar gripes (one post uses the phrase "Jacobin socialists love Walmart), and they use the "amber snacking" emote.

Edit 4: godzilla_vs_jerboa, as pointed out by infuziSporg

I was one of the people detained by CBP. They took my phone and haven't given it back. They are probably trying to crack it, but I put a really good password on it so they have little chance.

🎵It's the end of the world as we know it🎵

Thank you!

I have not read it, but I know that The Governance of China was specifically written to help westerners understand the Chinese system.

:bateman-ontological: "Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's billion dollar fraud scheme."

Yeah probably true, but it's still disappointing

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PSL member here. Just be yourself, and if they give you any readings before the interview, read them. I'd say the biggest thing is to not say anything racist, misogynistic, or chauvinistic. That will get you immediately turned away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKEJ_pdGP2c&t=0

You can use a YouTube downloader if you're trying to get it on your own app

Thank you, I'll try this later!

I've used command line some, but it's been awhile. I'm using Windows 10 rn.

Is there a good tutorial on how to download and use this? Sounds awesome

I'm on week 3-4 right now. I'm trying to grow then out for guitar, which is good motivation. If you can put hardening gel on them it helps. Finding something to keep your hands busy will help a lot. Also, remember that the real long-term damage of biting your nails isn't to your nails, it's to your teeth.

GOOD post

After a long streak of posts that actually make some sense, this marks a return to form for BMF. "Woke breadtuber demons" is a new classic.