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That sounds like more of a slow leak than a pop
That sounds like more of a slow leak than a pop
"The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of ass struggles"
/c/popping on standby like
that moronic grifter Stacy Abrams
How dare you besmirch the President of Earth!
Fetterman/Buttigieg campaign trail buddy comedy when
And reverted back, and then re-edited, and then reverted back again, and now they have a "STOP REPORTING CHOMSKY AS DEAD" message that comes up when you try to view the page source.
Their evil dads are going to close down the rec center
That's such an Ares thing to do smh my head
Conan with that zweihander swang
In Pakled society, you can discern one's social rank based on the size of their headwear. This one is at least a Field Marshal.
As the intrusive thoughts come on, you succumb to disassociation, briefly fantasizing about hacking apart every last one of the bastards in the management suite. When you snap out of it, you're covered in gore and holding a severed hand. Behind you is a trail of blood and smoldering ash. Your direct supervisor bleeds out in a corner with a letter opener jammed into their aorta, and the general manager has been thoroughly dismembered, with various parts tied to the break room corkboard with headset cables.
"I hate Mondays," you mutter to yourself.
A couple of days ago, it was an article about "what it means when your car needs blinker fluid."