Amazon. I'm pretty sure it's just an AliExpress thing getting resold by random alphabet-soup-trademark merchants, but if you search "cursed garfield plush" on Google, at least a few options will come up.

"ugly orange cat plush" on AliExpress brings up a couple of them, too -- looks like a couple of sellers have them for 99 cents with free shipping, if you don't mind waiting several weeks.

I got one of these for my cubicle at work, and I plan on printing out an AI-generated sign for him to hold that is supposed to say "I HATE MONDAYS" (or "HATE MONDAYS, LOVE LASAGNA, SIMPLE AS") but is just vaguely anti-Monday garbled gibberish to annoy and confound my techbro coworkers.

Unfortunately, DALL-E 2 is dead and DALL-E 3 just passes text through verbatim, so I need to find a different image generator. Craiyon doesn't quite do it, and Stable Diffusion doesn't give out enough credits to really debug a prompt without forking over cash and torching a small rainforest. So alas, Gorfeld is on the backburner for now.

TINY TIM DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET

You mean like the Spanish Space Program, right?

I'll write the theory

And I'll do the praxis

hysteria.

C'mon, man

Hexbear 420th Armored Division "Michael Dukakii" standing by!

Five if Vance gets his dick stuck in a box spring during post-inaugural celebratory couch fucking and bleeds to death!

America needs less polyworking and more polytwerking!

-- Pete Bootyjudge

I was at work, surrounded by CHUDs, and needed my slop. My boss was going off on another one of his homophobic rants and/or gushing about "Pewt'n"

Milling about in the Free Speech Zones and singing Kumbaya at the Capitol cops, who just tear gas them anyway

• What brought me here:

I was a regular lurker/commenter on r/CTH starting back during the first Sanders campaign, not too long before the sub was locked for a day at 69,420 subs. I jumped ship from the Discord as soon as the ChaCha site went up. What drew me in was finding a community of Extremely Online leftist weirdoes who were an excellent foil to all of the right-wing/pro-capitalist ideology with which I'd been inundated (and grown disillusioned) for most of my life.

• What made me stay:

The core of this site's community is like an oasis in a vast desert of internet edgelords and shitlibs. This is a place of solidarity and a place to shut up and learn just as much as it is a place to shitpost terrible lute puns. Come for the shit piss owls, stay for the READ FEINBERG .