Do not be afraid

I remember going to a sandwich shop with these signs and the worker wouldn't let me use the bathroom if I purchased a bag of chips or bottle of water. Apparently that wasn't being enough of a customer.

This is the kind of bullshit that brings credibility to "both sides."

Fuck you Pelosi.

I appreciate the idea of organizing, but you have such an infantile take on this.

Not voting means i have given up my ability to choose and i will instead end up with whomever those that did use their ability chose. I know that one of these choices will be holistically better, therefore i will vote for them.

https://lemmy.world/post/14924219

Here you go. Guess I'm a fascist for not wanting this to happen.

Bringing the genocide home.

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How Is this boomer? It's a actually funny.

Full English was the best way to start my day in London.

"They're the same picture"

But seriously, just throw the comb over on its head and it looks spot on.

Polling exists to help media drive whatever narrative they want.

They aren't a great indicator of sentiment, or they tend to only be an indicator of a certain group's sentiment.

It's 2 Rodney Dangerfield jokes plus the last one that has his comedic style.

He loved to fire off 2-3 one-liners that were loosely tied by a theme.

I get no respect!

When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my Mother

I could tell my parents didn't want me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

The city hated me so much, they towed the hearse at my funeral!

You only want to scrape off excess.

Cast irons are literally made to be "seasoned" i.e. build up layers of fat and flavoring overtime.

Haha, shit you're right. Leaving it up because we should embrace our mistakes.

Ok actual quote from the movie i also use...

Why'd you blow up the building?

Because you made a phone call!

Love that movie.

I still often use "a person is smart, people are stupid." So true, it hurts.

Don't forget the solar people and house flippers calling from new numbers every week.

"We can't wait for the leopards to eat our faces!"

Pretty sure they're saying they have a culture of subbing.

It's more factual that way