There's a sort of jokey tradition in UK pubs that when the bar is busy and you go up to order your drinks you should always shout "I was here first, you wanker!" at the barman / barmaid as they serve each person before you. It's just one of those funny traditions that kills every time.
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Not watching any of it. I already know what they're going to say and it would just make me cross.
We've got loads of culture, it's just that the rest of the world has appropriated it and no longer recognises it as ours.
E.g. the suit. George Bryan "Beau" Brummell is responsible for that (he died 'shabby and insane' in France, perfectly British). It could easily have gone a different way and we'd all be wearing lederhosen to work, weddings, and funerals, but there you go.
Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun
You forgot to take your seizure medication again, huh?
In related news, Suella Braverman will suffer no consequences for acting unlawfully.
We can’t even afford a canopy. Thanks, Corbyn!
Good job they seem unaware of the butchest of Doctors.
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At last, we have ray guns!
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That's because the Welsh just sing to each other, in a soulful baritone, across the hills and valleys.
Well, they picked a theme and went with it.
The craving had been building for some time and then work announced a 'well-being' day for everyone in the company. Obv., some people used theirs for a spa day, reconnecting with nature, or some intense physical exercise.
Me, I drove to my favourite chippy in Sheffield and got a fishcake butty. No regrets, even though traffic was a bitch on the way home.
I mean, Nelson Hah-hah, but I can't help but wonder how a guy manages to be quite successful and then toss it all away like he has. Is it a lack of comprehension? Does he get so shit-faced he can't help blurting out some twattery on Shitter? Or does he just lack any kind of filter and sense of self-preservation?
A good BLT is top-tier, without a doubt but a BLT is really a tomato sandwich with bacon and lettuce, so it all rests on the quality of tomatoes and good tomatoes are hard to come by these days unless you grow your own.
Ham and tomato or cheese and tomato are also good. Make sure to use plenty of white pepper on the tomato though! Not black, and not freshly ground. The white pepper brings out the tomato flavour better.
I'm disappointed not to see the chip butty make an appearance.
Also disappointed, but not surprised, not to see the Sheffield fishcake butty in there. This, with lashings of salt and vinegar, is absolute god-tier levels of sarnie. I once drove a 280-mile round trip just to have a Sheffield fishcake butty for lunch. But most poor, unfortunate fools have never experienced the joy. The Sheffield fishcake makes other fishcakes ashamed and, in butty form, absolutely shits all over a fish finger sarnie.
Also, now I think about it, I used to enjoy the occasional roast pork butty with crackling and applesauce when I lived in Sheffield. Another glory that seems unavailable down south. Fuck, it's grim down south.
'Meat and crumpets' sounds like we're trying to copy chicken and waffles but doing it wrong.
If you receive a letter with a fake stamp I think you can refuse the fine but don't then get the letter. Same as if someone hasn't put enough stamps on something.
Good job their reputation is so utterly flawless or this might seem like a monumentally dumb bit of PR right now.
She's just a footnote. At best.
What? Couldn't he find a kitten? Weak. Low energy.