I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!
I'm proud of this accomplishment, obviously. This is how you protect California homeowners from wildfires. But it also highlights how little attention my work as Vice President has received. I bet you nerds can't name a single thing that I've done as VP!
It might be an uphill battle for me to stay on the ticket.
In my personal experience, and I was just telling one of my aides about this the other day, because when I was young unlike today's kids when I was young we had to work hard and sometimes that meant going into work when we had the sniffles, you know? That's how you get ahead is by putting in that extra time and extra effort and powering through even if you're a little hungover or have a cold or whatever. Paid sick leave removes the incentive people have to give 110%, right? That's why I am just so excited about this agreement from Congress telling us all that we don't have any paid sick leave! Isn't that great? I love it, I just love it, almost as much as Venn diagrams.
Time, y'know? Time. Seriously, have you ever thought about how much time passes us by? Seriously, time. Time, seriously. History is seriously vast, and lots of serious things happen. Fuck, I'm stoned right now.
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·2 years ago
I'm happy to see that my KHive fans at Hexbear remain loyal! I'm ready for this, I'm ready to be the extremely awkward public face of the American empire as I continue the same genocidal policies of my predecessors!