KimJongFun [he/him]

"Alright gang, let's see who this specter really is!"

Takes off mask

"William Randolph Hearst?!"

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you red fash stalinists"

A koala maybe? They actually literally have smooth brains

Ceci ne'st pas une shitpost

Big kidd glow up, looking swole

The swiftness is for our benefit, not hers

I did a double take at the store this week when I realized bell peppers were three goddamn dollars each. Not even organic or at an upscale grocery store or anything, just regular old peppers that I'm pretty sure I was buying for less than half that less than two years ago

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group arlong pirates. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

It's a good time to be a fishman

Also what the hell did Franky do to that island lol

Oh wow I can't believe I forgot about that picture. In retrospect, probably one of the very first steps in a young kimjongfun's radicalization

Hire fans

Baldurs Gate 1/2, and KOTOR gets an honorable mention for worst inventory interface in history

I knew one of these guys in college, one time I ate his cooking and it was the worst fucking spaghetti I've ever had in my life lmao

"His first move was to appoint Hunter Biden - who is on crack!

Yeah, I mean I know intellectually I don't have to list them all out and that's not actually, really, what I'm being asked for when someone asks this. And over the years I've gotten better, generally, at just picking something and running with it. It's if that first answer doesn't land though, that the panic sets in and I get this self destructive feeling like I have to justify my whole life, to prove that yes, actually, I am fun and I do fun things and have fun hobbies, please believe me. And ultimately what that really means is that person and I probably just aren't meant to be friends, but damned if I can tell my brain that in the moment

Just speaking personally, questions that are super broad like that trigger my social anxiety super hard. The more possible answers I have to a question the harder it is to answer it, especially if I'm trying to use the subject as a springboard for a real conversation and not just listing things out about myself while the other person stares blankly until I crumple into awkward silence, which of course is what inevitably happens after overthinking this. But I'm a socially inept bundle of neuroses so I guess your mileage may vary

He was sold out to ceasarmon for thirty bitcoin smh

If any modern Democrat started even mentioning implementing something like Nixon's price controls they'd get primaried and hit with the heart attack gun faster than you can say "we see you and we hear you"

The lathe is older than we realized