Krem [he/him, they/them]

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Cake day: July 30th, 2020

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  • the UK apparently is using the Malaysian/Hong Kong type of plugs which are annoying as shit. every time you go to HK (and Malaysia) you have to remember to bring the stupid converter because they insist on using stupid special sockets. the plugs are fucking huge and bulky and annoying.



  • I've been to this park. Seen some things you wouldn't believe. Monkeys begging for a biscuit then taking the whole bag. Monkeys stealing popsicles from kids. A monkey getting a pepsi from a vending machine and opening the plastic bottle with its teeth. Swole bro monkeys showing off their pecs and asses to tourists. Herds of monkey kids running through the underbrush while park staff could only look on or sometimes try to scare them off with slingshots. Macaques don't care. They are the majority here. They rule the park.

    I heard that when guiyang had a minor lockdown, the macaques that were used to stealing treats from visitors had to go hungry, and then went down from the mountain park into the city below to get their treats one way or the other




  • "you see, the problem was we weren't republican enough."

    2028 is going to be George W. Bush vs. Some Racist Streamer

    debates are going to be "as intelligent adults, we seriously need to consider nuking california" vs. "cavemen didn't wipe their asses"









  • Kevin Costner: I'm a little fancy bowtie boy! Stay away from the Terrible Bear* *(an american cryptid, a myth created by landowners)

    Normal non-USians: Chill, we're just taking photos. That's just a normal bear. Terrible Bears don't exist

    Kevin Costner: NOooo, the Terrible bear wants to eat you, it can smell you're working class. I'm safe. By the way I own all the land and I'm a special fancy boy. The special fences show that I own the land

    Normal people: 我不相信. 滚

    Kevin Costner: shoots his pew pew guns and yells incomprehensible anglo grunts

    Bear:





  • Krem [he/him, they/them]tothe_dunk_tankSinophobia dressed up as pity
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    27 days ago

    MikeLaoShi

    fucking westerners that go to china and get a nice ass high paid teaching job despite having no qualifications besides being a cracker and then have the nerve to whine about how not everything in china is the same as back home and le seeseepee is le evil authoritarian, despite having just witnessed the effects of the fastest increase in living standards and economic growth on earth

    shut up and enjoy the privilege of being paid 25K/month for waving flashcards at kids and playing songs off a usb stick, or go home to kkkrakkkerstan


  • me when I get back from you and I don't want you can use it to me for you and your bottle is good to see if it was too much to be done in a sauce or a little bit and then separate the water from my head that is the same way I have had to be in my wife but we didn't know butcher I had a creamy and not a big fan but it was a bit longer and it looks pretty good

    edit: is this lewd


  • other chinese tofu products:

    fresh soft tofu 豆花 “bean flower"

    fermented tofu seasoning 腐乳 "milk of corruption"

    tofu skin stick (yuba stick) 腐竹 "bamboo of corruption"

    firm tofu 豆干

    BEANFUCK bean

    wuhan style stinky tofu 臭干子

    MOTHERFCKN STINKY BOY

    translator's note: translations not to scale. do not use these translations for translative purposes