When the battery dies it just becomes e-waste — if you could charge and use it at the same time, then it could at least still be useful as a wired mouse for many more years.

Another subtle detail: "Donkey" was actually named this way because he is a talking donkey! Many miss this interesting tidbit

I wear a mask because the air is nasty down there

Download everything

nearly 20 years ago

what the fuck

and YES I am GLAMORIZING DOOMERism because I AM NOT a role MODEL and I CAN't EXPRESS myself in a MORE PRODUCTIVE way

I've been on the top option for like the last 10 years

Absolutely "know you have none". Being blindsided when the time comes would be way worse than being able to be mentally prepared prior.

Why is this what we take from China, and not high speed rail (rhetorical)

Removed by mod

This is like one step away from sovereign citizen brainworms

troled epic style xDD

"Don't be on the wrong side of history as a German" challenge (impossible)

you should do hard drugs

That's prime beachfront property, I wouldn't close it either

My Cousin Vinny, My Cousin Vinny, and My Cousin Vinny

please don't insult dogs like this

Not directly intentional, just a happy little side effect