Ah, just wait until you see the Blue Wave on the horizon :)

(alleged) White collar criminals get a trial by jury

(alleged) "illegal" immigrants get a trial by cop

Almost pleasantly surprised this game doesn't go the "we live in the best of all possible worlds" route

meditating on the sentence "natives throw marines out of helicopters"

Putting it all on red for a <50% chance of being financially comfortable while repaying the money and a >50% chance of being exactly as poor as before with some meaningless debt doesn't sound like a bad plan. Immoral only insofar that it benefits online casino owners

Don't try this in America though, they will execute you in front of your home with one of those SWAT battering rams

I've seen a some whining in the media over the last four weeks about the state having pumped too much money into the economy during COVID, and they try very hard to conflate the pittance normal people got, and the absurd money business owners got

This works pretty much like fiat currency, right? The art trade world now silently agrees this potrait is worth that much money and you can sell it on, or maybe donate or leverage it, for more or less this price

Drone marking laser in one hand, belt-fed submachinegun in the other, harmonica in mouth, completely naked, facing down the final boss: Mr. Monopoly himself

Hah, got it on first try.

The famously woke..... New York Post?

As a New Yorkah, I'm a 10 outta 10!

There is anime that is good art, but anime as a cultural phenomenon is grim. Also anime nerds have somehow watched every episode of One Piece and modeled their life philosophy after an upskirt middleschool SoL show named like Virgin No Dare Dare Desu? Doro Toyota Yaris Senpai~~~ but never even heard of uhhhh Angel's Egg and think Cowboy Bebop is a Netflix movie

...What's a 10 in each category?

♪♫Well if straight is 0 and gay is 5 that math must make me 7

This honkey's gone to heaven♪♫

There are also various Foundation/NGO grifts. And you can sell access to foreign governments like Larry Summers or Tony Blair, although Manchin probably isn't actually diplomatic enough for that

Watching the deficit clock for 24 hours challenge live

Oh so this is Manchin's game

A job at Amazon, WaPo or Twitch

If 4chan is banned by the authorities you would think they would ban whatever 8chan is called now too, it's the same thing implicated in the same mass murders

But you're right in that they probably won't, or allow for a ~4 week gap during which /pol organizes a 3rd platform

Banning 4chan (inshallah) but so ineffectively they simply rename to 5chan

But also establishing a new Homeland Sec branch that calls your employer when you post about unionizing