Keeping their priorities straight I see

I would post this if I had a bathtub

Incredible stuff. The wrong Biden is president

True

As a man, you should only drink whiskey, never whisky which is a liquor for effeminate peoples (scots etc)

huffing leaded gas type quotes

, I'm not even telling them where I'm going. They can ask their subordinates if they want to know. LOL

Iconic

Me when I deliberately spread misinformation on the Internet. The hitlerites are at it again

We need to shut down Germany. Something has gone very wrong

(four Wikipedia articles later)

That would literally happen though

How much time energy and money are you willing to spend to keep it running? The fact that it has sat idle for several years probably means a lot of work to get it running. If that's something you enjoy them I would go for it. If not, probably don't.

Massive two shits

Never enter a helicopter

I love this.

Not entirely sure. It's all deeply bizarre

I believe that penguins and puffins count as fish though

Yes (I actually don't mind and an just doing my part as an Agent of chaos and discencion

Death to France, glory to the rebellion

Did you ask him about necromancy?