If anyone is interested in seeing where this came from, you can watch the original horror short here

I eat and eat well and eat healthy foods that I don't eat.

Moishe's Pickles, from Montreal. Nice and sour. Also love Strub's Pickled Eggs and pickled onions in general.

Chicago Bulls and the lack of an afterlife:

As a die-hard Chicago Bulls fan, it was hard to accept that my favorite team wasn't going to make it to the playoffs this year. But, as I watched them lose one game after another, I realized that there was no afterlife, and that the Bulls were really just a bunch of guys playing basketball.

Scrappy

The only dog people won't mind Pete getting to

I think you mean "On planet earth there's loos And nothing I can do"

These promos are amazing. Like real Toonami vibes. Love it.

It's a CRPG where you are an agent sent by a conquering emperor called Kyros to help subjugate Greece a place called the Tiers in the name of empire and Kyros' Peace.

And hey, in some ways Kyros' empire is pretty sweet. There's gender equality and social mobility and new technology. But the empire is unequivocally evil given one of its armies form of conscription is forcing a conquered town into the murder pit and recruiting the survivors.

You can turn against Kyros of course, but even then the Tiers are also awful in various ways. All in all, very good game.

Tyranny basically made the perfect evil path game and it's a shame that it's probably never going to get revisited

It's hard to say for me. I liked main and was more grumpy about it at the time, but I don't really care about it anymore. I do think it probably severely limited the size and scope of struggle sessions though, so net gain.

Is... is Jacob Koga in this interpretation?

Oh, huh. So there are!

Worcestershire sauce is made from fermented fish though.

Ah, good to have a nice, refreshing bit of utter terror now and again.

Similar gravity to Earth, a functioning magnetosphere, and as a bonus, there's the fact that above the cloud layer, while the air isn't breathable, you could walk around with only a breathing apparatus since the acidic stuff is heavy and not present while the temperature is pretty comfortable for humans. Even better, our breathing atmosphere would almost be as buoyant as helium, so flying cities would be possible. Given the wind speeds, people would experience day and night in 2 earth day cycles instead of... once every year or so.

love to almost throw up every time I brush my teeth

I mean, like... Tenacious D alone puts him pretty high in my books.

They're actually crustaceans, which is pretty neat. Land crustaceans.

Bowser, Sephiroth and Dedede

They did in one respect - it gave a place for the nobility of Europe to send their more dipshit members so they couldn't cause problems at home.