shouting out the rest of humanity as well (they don't call me Conductor of the Universal Love Train for nothin) albeit a smidge less massive

calling me cringe is wrekcer behavior. criticizing my posts is fedjacketing. not thinking im handsome and cute is counterrevolutionary.

big, nay, MASSIVE shout out to the women & fembies out there. ya'll give me the strength to get through my early day hung over and on 4 hours of sleep.

smelling like an electrical fire is the sign of a true proletarian, actually. you might say i sthink i say that i stink of solidarity. fuck the haters.

she was being classist!!

(I bring a total babe home & catch her side eyeing the fake blood still on my bathroom floor from halloweekend) it's actually normal not to mop your bathroom for a month. your reaction says more about you, actually. you know what? let me call you a cab.

day 1 of a week+ of smelling like an electrical fire (my clothes smell like fucking melted plastic after going through the dryer yesterday). feels wrong even wearing this shit smelling like this but i cant exactly not wear clothes, society frowns on that. hopefully it'll wash off next laundry day and the dryer won't have a repeat of the same issue. this shit fucking sucks.

That’s goddam right!!

yeah fr, if it weren't a one off i'd be all "am i the problem?" but none of my other things have gone that way, even my ex partner who im not on good terms with (understandable in that case)

sucky thing abt 3 day weekends for me is tuesday is my early day (8am start time) and i deeeeeeef slept til 11 today so i am deeeeeeeeef going out for another beer instead of going to bed now (past my bed time) and i am deeeeeeeeeeeef gonna feel like a zombie tomororw

and for those on that really deep lore thank GOD im no longer hung up on ex-coworker 8 months of silent treatment jesus fuckin CHRIST (an apology someday wld be nice but really i am not holding my breath at all) only one of my lovers fully flushed and shunned from my heart

like for actual movies? genuinbely good cinema? not just like youtube videos or workplace training vids? yeah omega cancelled that is sicko shit

signal is NOT a dating app folks

on the one hand i don't want to be that guy at all but on the other

used to think my life was an effortpost....but turns out, it's a fucking badpost

was texting with my most recent ex about hanging out for the first time since the break up and i have this strange feeling that we're...gonna probably successfully be friends? this is weird. this has never happened to me before. is this what Growth feels like?????

(for those on the deep soylent lore this is ex situationship not ex partner, wouldn't be surprised if i never hear from the latter again sadly)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll of my clothes smell like burnt plastic after going through the dryer haha this owns so much

It sounds like they love you and won’t think less of you for how you phrased one thing. That said I think the sappy response would’ve been cute we should be less afraid of being sappy in this world :)

fun shitposts but also genuinely kind people, least internet-brained internet site where i trust ppl to engage in good faith, broadly correct abt politics and occasionally genuinely informative. i have made little internet buds. idk it's just a good site, 9/10 would recommend

(also came here from the original r/cth w/ a different username, mostly lurked there because there was a bit more caustic reddit bullshit that made posting seem unpleasant.)