have you tried having extremely food-motivated autism to the point that your day is ruined if you don't get the right food? as a bonus you get motivation to work out because mmmm more space for yummy food in my tumtum omnomnomnomnomnom

we cast unionization, using "strike" metamagic to raise the efficiency

i love how these threads are just people discovering the principles of game design on their own lmao

rule of kul (fun in swedish)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ

more like extreme omnidirectional flatulence at all times, it's called the solar wind after all

man people here really just don't want cooking to be easy huh?

it's absolutely wild to me how some people cook, if i cook something for 2 hours i'm going to end up with like 50 fucking portions that taste really good.

A normal meal should take like 30 minutes if you're feeling fancy, and oftentimes way less than that.
Just fuckin boil some pasta, fry some protein, and make some sauce..

My mom!

also like, food insecurity is ABSOLUTELY a thing in america, just because store shelves are full of food doesn't mean people can actually afford it.

That fact, in and of itself, should really be enough to discredit capitalism. It's so profoundly horrifying that we merrily deny people basic survival needs just because they can't afford it.

yet another reason i'm quite glad to live in sweden, our stores actually respect you as a customer: they rearrange like once per year at most, and are generally designed such that the exit is visible from the entrance and easily reachable, and you can just grab what you need and be out of the store in minutes.

Especially nowadays with self-checkout and some chains even letting you use your phone for checkout, it's an absolute breeze.

How is this global news? How is this relevant outside of the US?

never thought i'd see carpe diem online, one of my favourite comic strips.

yeah well maybe my body could grant me the ability to sleep while it fights the infection, instead of keeping me awake for a week in abject suffering?

The horrors of typing in your prospective project name in a search engine

we know almost exactly how psittacosaurus looked:

Show

"well brain, it seems you really need this sleep because that makes no sense whatsoever"

noooo, really? surely no one could have ever predicted this outcome!

honestly i feel like people just think meditation is magic

I have this every now and then except i kinda just half-wake up and everything feels profoundly wrong in some ineffable way, like the dream world merges with the real world and there's a sense that something bad is going to happen at any moment.