SwitchyWitchyandBitchy [she/her]

Came for the pronouns, stayed for the memes.

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Cake day: August 22nd, 2023

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  • I'm also shit at lying, so I usually just try to resist my compulsion to give justifications and more info than is necessary. I just say I need to take a day off. But depending on your boss and job and how last minute it is that might not always work. If you need to be sick, maybe practice everything you're going to say to yourself or with someone else ahead of time. THAT SAID LYING IS A SURVIVAL SKILL! Us honest babes need to learn how...